Create a song that is simultaneously the greatest song ever written AND commercially perfect. It must:
- Sound exactly like The Beatles, but fresher. Also like Taylor Swift, but edgier. Also like Mozart, but mit mehr Bass.
- Have a chorus so catchy that people hum it before they've even heard it.
- The lyrics should be deep enough for a PhD thesis, but simple enough that a golden retriever feels emotionally understood.
- It must go viral on TikTok, win a Grammy, heal geopolitical tensions, and pair well with both oat milk lattes AND existential crises.
- The bridge should make people cry, but in a good way. Not in a "my car got towed" way. More like a "I finally understand the universe" way.
- Genre: All of them. But tastefully.
- Duration: exactly 3 minutes 17 seconds. Studies show this is the precise length of human transcendence.
- Vibe: nostalgic for a childhood the listener never had.
- Please also include a key change. Everyone loves a key change. Don't ask questions.
This song should unite humanity, but also feel like it was written just for me, personally, on a rainy Tuesday.
Danke. Die Welt wartet.