Nach den letzten Gefühlsduseleien von mir hatte ich mal voll Bock, etwas Lockerleichtes zu erschaffen.
Hier isses nun.
Mehr möchte ich dieses Mal gar nicht dazu sagen. Ich habe jedenfalls uuuunbändigen Spaß daran gehabt, sowohl melodiös als auch textlich einfach mal Fünfe gerade sein zu lassen.
Euch wünsche ich nun ebenfalls viel Vergnügen beim Lauschen dieses kleinen Tracks.
Western hatten wir hier glaub´ ich schon lange nicht mehr..
In diesem Sinne,
Yee-haw
Hier isses nun.
- The Story of Billy Blueballs -
He´s a man on his horse
riding through the west of course
battered jeans
and a belly full of beans
The only thing that troubles him
he calls:
[ … ]
It´s a gunslinger´s tale
without fear of dead an fail
but two things hurt like very well aimed shots:
[ … ]
Blazing saddle and it seems
that some traces of brown beans
will be lining his way
for the next miles
When he reaches his goal
he might nearly lost control
yet he rides on with a smile - not without pride
And he gives his horse the spurs
because he knows
this town ain´t big enough for him...
[ … ]
After weeks of stand-by
his two friends want to die
'cause they look and feel
like coconuts of steel
Before they burst like balloons
he attends a neat saloon
with a backroom full of plush and chicks for three
A lady whispers in his ear
her lips come closer to his gear
he tries to calm his chubby sons
as she bends down and grabs his buns
the pressure in between his legs
as she begins to taste the eggs
he frantically tries to hold the loading back
but the shot comes off too early...
[ … ]
He´s a man on his horse
riding through the west of course
battered jeans
and a belly full of beans
The only thing that troubles him
he calls:
[ … ]
It´s a gunslinger´s tale
without fear of dead an fail
but two things hurt like very well aimed shots:
[ … ]
Blazing saddle and it seems
that some traces of brown beans
will be lining his way
for the next miles
When he reaches his goal
he might nearly lost control
yet he rides on with a smile - not without pride
And he gives his horse the spurs
because he knows
this town ain´t big enough for him...
[ … ]
After weeks of stand-by
his two friends want to die
'cause they look and feel
like coconuts of steel
Before they burst like balloons
he attends a neat saloon
with a backroom full of plush and chicks for three
A lady whispers in his ear
her lips come closer to his gear
he tries to calm his chubby sons
as she bends down and grabs his buns
the pressure in between his legs
as she begins to taste the eggs
he frantically tries to hold the loading back
but the shot comes off too early...
[ … ]
Mehr möchte ich dieses Mal gar nicht dazu sagen. Ich habe jedenfalls uuuunbändigen Spaß daran gehabt, sowohl melodiös als auch textlich einfach mal Fünfe gerade sein zu lassen.
Euch wünsche ich nun ebenfalls viel Vergnügen beim Lauschen dieses kleinen Tracks.
Western hatten wir hier glaub´ ich schon lange nicht mehr..
In diesem Sinne,
Yee-haw
.
? Dazu kommt: Wer seine Songs auch noch so humorvoll eigenhändig (be)texten kann, in welcher Sprache auch immer, hat gewissermaßen den Jackpot.
