Hi, ich mache manchmal spaßeshalber eigene Songs und freue mich über Rückmeldung, damit der nächste Song „noch besser“ wird 
The Pooh
My brain is in the cupboard, but there is no kitchen sink
Maybe i am L. Ron Hubbard, maybe i am pretty, i am pretty - Pink
Don't know who i am, don't know what to think
On the table - another bootle of red wine to drink
Maybe i am Muhammad Ali, or an actor in Topkapi
Under some circumstances my name is Bill Gates, or i am a member of Slayer - Hell awaits
Male or female, old or young,
living on earth, asking loose tongued
there should be a mirror in the bath,
just looking if i am a crazy sociopath
-- in my mind scaring beings arise, disintegrate, creatures fade
-- time is a sheep, brain get's no sleep,
-- time melts away let's go on and play, on a rainy Saturday
Asking a cascading chain, getting shure i'm not Bruce Wayne
foolish questions blame my mind, try replying not unkind
Fucking piece of paper on my head,
wish my neighbour a horrific death
if not everything makes sense to you, you should try a different point,
a different point of view
I like honey, i'm not Bugs Bunny, climb on trees, hating bees
some people play my theme on violine, i look smarter than Xi Jinping,
not old not young, i never use a gun, wise people see i'm famous in pathology
you should give it a try, after the song passed by
you should give it a try, after the song passed by
oh no, Is it true, i am Winnie the Pooh?
i knew this from the very first beginning
i wrote this song.
P.S.: This text is a riddle and makes complete sense when you understand what it is about. You know it, if you can explain why i "wish my neighbour a horrific death". Maybee you also want to give the „pathology-thing“ a try
Hint: Line 16 (Fucking …), 14, 13
The Pooh
My brain is in the cupboard, but there is no kitchen sink
Maybe i am L. Ron Hubbard, maybe i am pretty, i am pretty - Pink
Don't know who i am, don't know what to think
On the table - another bootle of red wine to drink
Maybe i am Muhammad Ali, or an actor in Topkapi
Under some circumstances my name is Bill Gates, or i am a member of Slayer - Hell awaits
Male or female, old or young,
living on earth, asking loose tongued
there should be a mirror in the bath,
just looking if i am a crazy sociopath
-- in my mind scaring beings arise, disintegrate, creatures fade
-- time is a sheep, brain get's no sleep,
-- time melts away let's go on and play, on a rainy Saturday
Asking a cascading chain, getting shure i'm not Bruce Wayne
foolish questions blame my mind, try replying not unkind
Fucking piece of paper on my head,
wish my neighbour a horrific death
if not everything makes sense to you, you should try a different point,
a different point of view
I like honey, i'm not Bugs Bunny, climb on trees, hating bees
some people play my theme on violine, i look smarter than Xi Jinping,
not old not young, i never use a gun, wise people see i'm famous in pathology
you should give it a try, after the song passed by
you should give it a try, after the song passed by
oh no, Is it true, i am Winnie the Pooh?
i knew this from the very first beginning
i wrote this song.
P.S.: This text is a riddle and makes complete sense when you understand what it is about. You know it, if you can explain why i "wish my neighbour a horrific death". Maybee you also want to give the „pathology-thing“ a try
Hint: Line 16 (Fucking …), 14, 13
